Monday, 5 March 2012

Cat Quotes

My eldest sister's cats; the male tabby, Neeko (left) and the female torbie, Nyla (right).
During the clean up of my room, getting rid of clutter, rubbish and bad energy, I found this  Cat Lover's Calender 2009 by 'paper place' that my eldest sister (let's call her 'Azure') gave to me ages ago - in 2010, when she no longer needed it. There were so many hilarious quotes that I thought I'd just share my little bit of happiness for today, seeing as their never seems to be enough of it.

Love, Light
Star xx


In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods.... cats have never forgotten this.

It would help so much when I yell at her, if she looked more like a brute.

If you yell at a cat, you'r the one who is making a fool of yourself.

Every life should have nine cats.

Every dog has had his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Cats whiskers are so sensitive, they can find their way through the narrowest crack in a broken heart :'(

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

Cats have incredible vision, but they never see your flaws.

Cats don't have owners, they have caretakers!

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

A house is not a home without a cat.

A home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat.

It has been the providence of Nature to give this creature [the cat] nine lives instead of one.

When it meows, one scarely hears it. It has not the need of words to speak the lengthiest phraseologies.

With a dog you give a command. With a cat you make a request.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

To a dog you're family. To a cat you're staff.

God has created the cat to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger.

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat.

What greater gift than the love of a cat?

The cat sees through shut eyes.

In a cat's eyes, all things belong to the cat, for observation or destruction.

You know you're a cat lover when your cat has smoked salmon for tea... and you have beans on toast.

Everything that moves, serves to interest and amuse a cat.

Just because you provide food, shelter and medicine for your cat, don't dare to expect any gratitude.

When you feel that all the world is against you, the affection of a little cat can mean so much.

So long as you accept that the curtains are climbing frames you can live in perfect harmony with a kitten.

Purring is unique to cats and cats have sixty vocal sounds compared to a dog's ten.

[a kitten] does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.

If animals could speak... the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

Cats unable to hear the word 'off!' can miraculously hear a fridge door open from the bottom of the garden.

... a cat when it enters the room for the first time... trusts nothing until it has... made acquantance with everything.

A kitten is a rosebud in the garden of the animal kindgom.

Cats always seem to be finding new ways to do nothing.

There's nothing friendlier than a hungry cat, and nothing more indifferent than one who's just been fed.

A cat will sleep anywhere but in the designated 'cat bed'.

Buy a 'cat toy' and it'll be surveyed with completel indifference. However an expensive scarf... naturally, it's cat toy heaven!


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